Johnnie, the airboat driver

To see the everglades, you must use Alligator Alley, which is 100 miles of perfectly straight road.

And when you get there, might I recommned Big Erv’s airboat rides: (They have a $5 off coupon if you stop at the chamber of commerce before your visit.  (By chamber of commerce I mean shack at intersection of highways 41 and 29.)

And after you buy your tickets, the nice southern girl with no education directs you out the side doo, where there happens to be an alligator a mere 3 feet from you!

And then it’s airboat time!

Nothing says environmentalism quite like a chevy big block engine running down the flora and fauna of the everglades at 60 MPH.  Damn it is fun though!

THESE ARE MY PEOPLE!!!

~ by saladman on August 7, 2007.